Thursday, March 09, 2006

Ass Kicking Gum.

Dark thick mutiny in the air… Dim lights … Silence of some people is the only motion around… but screams of other people are filling the room up.
This is what you feel when you are inside an exam hall around this region.
After all the terror and horror that comes over you concerning the stupid questions and the ugly atmosphere and the fact that this is the only place in the world where a JANITOR can be a watchdog over academic students like a fanatic executioner.
Trying to get over all of that stress by chewing a gum… I swear to God it is not imported from Denmark … I swear to God that I had no blue-tooth connection implanted in that gum … but still Mr. Watchman wants me to throw it away.
Every truthful NO have a price to be paid for saying it …
This time the price was kicking me out of the exam hall and accusing me of ruining the internal peace of the high ministry of education …
Next exam I'm taking a local-made gum with me … knowing that one of the main manufacturers will be some huge-sized man of big responsibilities and wouldn’t accept his factory-made gum to be thrown.

TIP : Chewing gets you in troubles… don’t chew and spit.



Posted by GraY FoX at 4:57 PM


10 Comments

  1. Anonymous Uknnown posted at 4:15 PM  
    I hope to see U expelled all the time
  2. Anonymous Anonymous posted at 4:18 PM  
    LOL very nice one
  3. Blogger GraY FoX posted at 7:17 PM  
    Thanks unknown and anonymous
  4. Blogger change destiny posted at 11:20 PM  
    Funny thing is thhat the reason i hate chewing gum is that i usually swallow the damn little thing before the third bite
  5. Blogger GraY FoX posted at 1:19 AM  
    Destiny dear ... sorry that you do not like gum ... but if it makes you happier.. i dont like it niether ... but still it's good for releasing stress soemtimes :)
  6. Anonymous Apples posted at 3:34 PM  
    lol@destiny. Cute.

    I miss chewing gum because it does help in facial exercise and well, it makes me hungry.

    It's also banned in Singapore..sigh...
  7. Blogger GraY FoX posted at 1:00 PM  
    why on earth would something like chewing gum be banned ?? screw authorities :)
    lol @ my bad luck for being born not as a cave man
  8. Blogger Bassam posted at 1:46 PM  
    Where have u disappeared man? Preparing for that exam??
    Implanted blue-tooth connection!!! That is the funniest thing I read in a while.
  9. Blogger Mirzade posted at 11:56 PM  
    nice..
    thankx .. it dosent really talk bout hate you know accually it's love ..... :)
    yeah...am in love and sad
    THANK you
  10. Blogger GraY FoX posted at 1:22 PM  
    lol Bassam .... hehehehe man .. actually the thing is that i was so busy choosing the best gum to implant the blue-tooth connection
    Hey May.... it was so nice whether it was talking about love or hate.. still there's only a thin line between love and hate :)

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